Fake Problems

[BBelleADPi]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

I got a 10% discount on my lunch because I had a hospital employee id. I don't know if I can live with myself know that someone else had to pay more than me for the same lunch simply because they don't work here. That just seems so elitist.

You must also be upper-tier.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by BBelleADPi

You must also be upper-tier.

Oh, no. This board is too virginal to be starting on the top-tier jokes.

[BBelleADPi]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Oh, no. This board is too virginal to be starting on the top-tier jokes.

I humbly apologize! Now, I have a question about something I need translated...

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by BBelleADPi

I humbly apologize! Now, I have a question about something I need translated...

Translated I can do...Spanish, French, Latin??

ETA: I'd offer German too, but you don't want my help on translating. Pronunciation maybe, but not translating.

[SmartBlondeGPB]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

Since the Fake Problems Appreciation Thread was such a good one, I felt we owed it to it to continue it.

My fake problem is that my boss is letting me leave two hours early today. What am I going to do with all that time?

Not sure where you are but I have one phrase......

Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale

[xylochick216]

KLP, we're in the same boat. My boss just told me I can leave an hour early. What's a girl to do?

[Sister Havana]

Originally Posted by SmartBlondeGPB

Not sure where you are but I have one phrase......

Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale

I have a Nordstrom a block away from work. Guess where I went on my lunch hour the other day.

I leave work at 4 on Fridays. I feel so guilty, knowing that everyone else stays until 5.

[sopi_jawbreaker]

Without GC, I was forced to watch tv yesterday. Yeah, the cable's free, but it's totally crappy . I have 37 channels. 10 of those are public access channels (WHY??? WHY??? WHY IS THIS NECESSARY??? ). 3 are Spanish channels (too bad I don't understand a word of Spanish). I have 2 C-Span channels, a boxing channel, and 2 horse racing channels (too bad I'm not into politics, boxing, or horse racing). And I have three shopping channels (QVC, Shop NBC, and HSN), which I'm not into either.

Here's the list of all the cable channels I don't have that I wish I had: MTV, VH1, BET, E!, Style, Bravo, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, USA, TNT, FX, TLC, Discovery, Animal Planet, Travel Channel, and any movie channels (IFC, Sundance Channel, AMC, TMC, etc.)

What kind of horrible cable do I have? Poor, poor me. I always feel so left out whenever there's a thread on GC about shows on one of the channels I don't have (like 8th & Ocean, Surreal Life, and Nip/Tuck)

[Lady Pi Phi]

Originally Posted by PerfectVerse06

I have a job that allows me to read messageboards all day.

I'm leaving work in 10 minutes.

I'm alive and well. God is good!

It's payday.

I'm blessed with a great family, wonderful friends, and the best boyfriend ever.

Why me? WHY ME?????

*crawls into a corner and starts rocking back and forth*

You and I have the same problems. We should start a support group.

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by SmartBlondeGPB

Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale

OMG. I love Nordstrom so much. Sometimes I spend way too much money there on cool-ass stuff and, as a result, I look really awesome. It sucks.