[E. Eric Conard]

and you should too because
back in the day he was quite
the ladies man at Pittsburg
State! I met him when I was
working for Tau (do you
pronounce it "taw" or "tow"?)
Kappa Epsilon adding a record
breaking number of chapters
to America's finest community
colleges and technical institutes.
What a fine young strapping
decendent of Wyatt Earp he was!
All the girls eyes would turn at
this gentleman as he strolled
through campus wearing his
knickers and beanie, like the
fine frater that he still is to this
day. He was and still is a fine
gentleman as i can attest to.
He always thinks of his friends
and he is the type of guy that
does not think twice about
returning the special favors
that we used to share with the
old reach around. I get all misty
eyed when I think about this
'man's man" and how we used
to discuss fratenity life in
our favorite Kansas City bath
house while exploring the
sensuality of coconut oil. It
is obvious how the fine values
instilled by this founder of a
Zeta of the esteemed Lambda
Chi Alpha led him to serve the
public by putting his life on
the line in the most honorable
field of law enforcement. He
became a local celebrity after
he went undercover to stop an
international white slavery and
prostitution ring in Ole Mizzou.
How can anyone forget him at
the press conference when he
was still dressed undercover
in a dress, because there were
no women to pose undercover in
those days, with full makeup
and a fresh pearl necklace. He
made us all proud!