Fake Problems
 

Since the Fake Problems Appreciation Thread was such a good one, I felt we owed it to it to continue it.

My fake problem is that my boss is letting me leave two hours early today. What am I going to do with all that time?

pool?

Drink?

You've just got to know what the next suggestion is going to be.

I have a job that allows me to read messageboards all day.

I'm leaving work in 10 minutes.

I'm alive and well. God is good!

It's payday.

I'm blessed with a great family, wonderful friends, and the best boyfriend ever.

Why me? WHY ME?????

*crawls into a corner and starts rocking back and forth*

:(

My problem is that they're real, and they're spectacular. :(

I got a 10% discount on my lunch because I had a hospital employee id. I don't know if I can live with myself know that someone else had to pay more than me for the same lunch simply because they don't work here. That just seems so elitist.

My problem is that I just got a 7.5% raise. The problem comes in that my co-worker's last raise was only 2%, and she's going to hate me. (It's a small office, trust me, she'll find out). What ever will I do??:p

So you're the one that is making the government worry about inflation and because of that the stock market is going in the toilet!

(How does that make you feel?

I'm sorry hun. That may put you into a higher tax bracket. Must be rough.

Well, it takes away some of the guilt of getting a better raise then my coworker. Thanks:p